Semi-Slacker Saturday: SEO Edition (Nothing to See Here, People)

I'm moving this off of my main page, 'cause it looks stuipid there:

And now, please allow me to spell and misspell my name for SEO purposes: Alexander Kuhne, Alexander Cooney, Lex Cooney, Alexander Kuhne, Lex Kuni, Lex Kunie, Lex Kunhe, Lex, Lex, Lex.

Thank you.