(Penta)starlight (Not) So Bright

Chrysler's cutting a full quarter of their white collar employees.

As a native Detroiter and resident, my reasoned, insightful analysis goes like this:

Oh, crap.

Sounds like a slimming down in preparation for being swallowed.

Reverse Splitting Up Is Hard To Do

Sirius-XM is looking at doing a reverse split.

In the words of noted financial analyst Rocket J. Squirrel, that trick never rarely works.