Lyric of the Day: New Wave Self Help Edition

"It ain't what you do /

It's the way that you do it /

And that's what gets results."

Non Sequitur of the Day: New Wave Depression v2.0 Edition

"I've seen the future /

I can't afford it."

ABC - How To Be A Millionaire
by UniversalMusicGroup

Non Sequitur of the Day: You'll Be Sorry When I'm Dead Edition

"When nobody listens to a word I say."

Non Sequitur of the Day: New Romantic BritPop Edition

"Your reason for living's / Your reason for leaving / Don't ask me what it means."

Non Sequitur of the Day: El Lay Nu Wavey Edition

"I remember hating you /

For loving me."

Christmas Non Sequitur of the Day: Gabba Gabba HoHoHo Edition

"Merry Christmas /

I don't want to fight tonight."