Thursday, June 18, 2009

Monica Conyers: Batshit scoundrels are forever

Samuel Johnson's famous 18th century quote is, "Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel."

For Detroit City Council President Monica Conyers -- who clearly has some 'splainin' to do , Lucy -- she has careened past the refuge of patriotism to the sheltering arms of Our Her Lord, as broken down in insightful and funny sad takes by Laura Berman and Bill McGraw. (Bonus points to the Freep headline writer for the the namecheck of the Judy Blum chick-lit-with-training-wheels classic; well played, sir/madam.)

Remember to take to heart Monica's bashittery solemn words: "If you're not praying for The 60 Second Blog me, then you're just adding to the problem."

Behold the train wreck:

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