When You're Bad, You're Usually, Unfortunately, Bad at Everything

Seems like the Lions -- unsurprisingly -- have picked the wrong season to have to hire a coach.

With all the good jobs available, perhaps they'll be lucky to pick up Caretaker. With his prison experience, he'd bring a whole new dimension to Coach Marinelli's Rod's "pound the rock" philosophy.

And, as a final tribute to the Lions' historically horrific season, let us celebrate mark it with the anthem of the one shining moment of glory in nineteen-freakin'-eighty. Another one bites the dust, indeed: