Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Religious Wingnuttery is Subjective


If Newsweek can justify killing trees to cover dumbasses who think Obama's the anti-Christ, I fully expect a cover story on the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Maybe W was the anti-Christ; his results speak for themselves.

Remember what Albert Brooks said in Broadcast News:

"What do you think the Devil is going to look like if he's around? Nobody is going to be taken in if he has a long, red, pointy tail. No. I'm semi-serious here. He will look attractive and he will be nice and helpful and he will get a job where he influences a great God-fearing nation and he will never do an evil thing... he will just bit by little bit lower standards where they are important. Just coax along flash over substance... Just a tiny bit. And he will talk about all of us really being salesmen. And he'll get all the great women. "

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