"What is he hiding? If he's trying to hold his temper now, what will he do when things get really tough?
"Suspend the country?
"I'm Barack Obama, and I approve this message."
Ooops. Seems Gramps' temper seeped out just a wee bit:
Will the FCC come calling?
"Yeah, yeah, good to see you, too. Here's a finski, go get me car #12."