This Just In: Detroit Lions Again Reach Historic Level of Futility

When the futility of one's performance segues from news article to a sidebar or feature, one should be worried.

So, Detroit Lions, as the NYT takes your futility to a new national high low, be worried.

Believe the dream! Shooting for 0-16, baby!

The silver lining in this Honolulu Blue cloud, however, was that Coach Rod was rocking the rockin' retro Mustang-inspired logo, which I think we should see lots more of.

"I'm shivering. Hold me." =>