... for parole violation.
You're a lawyer, dude. How do you play Chicken with a judge on YOUR OWN BAIL?!
Geez, he should be blown out of office if only for being such a dumb-ass, especially after dodging the same bullet not two weeks ago.
BTW, for the record, Hizzoner's tentative Prison Bitch Name is "Nut Buster."
And, even thought I don't know these guys, you gotta check out KwameMugShot.com. It's hilarious. Tell 'em I sent ya.