Tuesday, January 8, 2008

Change? Change is coins in your pocket.


When I hear the MSM meme of voters wanting change, it puts me in the mind of one of radio programming's favorite mean-nothing word: "variety." Look what "variety" ultimately brought us: Variety Hits, aka Jack or Bob or some other generic white suburban guy's name. Or, as I like to call it, "Desperate Programming Lacking Thought." See, when you hear a word that you can't clearly put your finger on, it's usually a distraction. It's covering up for other words that have too much of an edge to appeal to consumers voters, like "anger,
"desperation," and "frustration." Americans only enjoy buying stuff they want, not stuff they need. Hence, "change."

Vaya con Dios, New Hampshire. It's been a long time since "Live Free or Die" meant as much in your primary.

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